That one thing that I don't do.
hungryhungryhenderson:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

Welcome to the grid

hungryhungryhenderson:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

Welcome to the grid

Women of the Revolution

notalwaysgayshippin:

((you’re absolutely right there isn’t enough johndave on this blog))

23 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 23 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 23 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 23 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 23 years ago today, the golden trio met.
(via siriuxblacx)

encrustedsunshine:

I was stressed
Made a baby Groot
Wasn’t stressed anymore

baby-make-it-hurt:

hektikk:

officialswagmom:

hes reading the biology book upside down 

Donald Glover is a king

Best character ever

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

halloweenmagick:

Happy September folks!

halloweenmagick:

Happy September folks!

michygeary:


I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

lilyfanciesprongs:

staringdownhippogriffs:

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time

shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

ask-polyamorous-alphabeta-dorks:

TG: i lied we are not adults

TG: not even a little bit

TG: not even a minuscule smidge-ton of adulthood is happening in this apartment bro

TG: call another adult dirk is studying for midterms

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days